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mobbing: they’re the same breed of black bear but in british columbia some have the gene for kermodism which makes them white. they call them spirit bears.
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woop-dee-doo—womp-womp: rolling-ringo-on-roller-skates: ordinarybitch: canni8al: seerofbuttcheeks: sinhchan: courtneyhatesjane: Courtney certainly gets a lot of practice pretending to be dead. Good god. I’m pissing myself in a fit of laughter omg. IMAGINE HOW SCARED JANE WAS WHEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER CLOSET AND THE DEAD BODY WAS GONE. I should try this sometime omg  she needs an award.
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When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like…

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Weekends are like orgasms:

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It takes a lot to get there, and when you finally do, it’s over in no time. 

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